OK, your shrub catches on fire but is not consumed. A voice calls down to you with new rules. Will you heed?

The Second Coming? You BET I'd heed!





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OK, your shrub catches on fire but is not consumed. A voice calls down to you with new rules. Will you heed?
Nope use a garden hose to put out the fire and kick my " friend " in the butt for slipping me the LSD . Then stop allowing him to be my friend until he gets help .
Reply:Yeah, and especially if the voice asks how long I can tread water.
Reply:No. I would recognize it is a trick, because everything has already been given to us.


The "new rules" part is the dead give-away that it is fraudulent.
Reply:I'll be more likely to try to find some water and food, because having gone so long in the desert without any I am obviously hallucinating.
Reply:I will heed to desperate need to get myself to a psychiatrist asap.





Or maybe I'll call the local university and ask them to send out some scientists to see wth is going on.
Reply:A burning bush can be very persuasive. So why not?
Reply:There is no god.





http://www.godisimaginary.com/
Reply:i would know i was off my meds,but seriously a burning shrub talking is amazing,but not proof its God.if it makes sence to me and harms no one i would try it
Reply:I´ll pull out my glock .45 and shoot the idiot between his eyes.
Reply:NO, why do I need a burning bush when God has given me the Holy Spirit inside since Jesus saved me? The Spirit of God can communicate to me more clearly than Moses. I am so glad to be born since Jesus and not before. I have God living inside my human spirit and it is wonderful and so helpful.





edit: By the way, God is way to original to repeat Himself!!!
Reply:duh, everybody knows that the burning bush meant that Moses was getting high by smokin that "stuff".
Reply:I would call 911
Reply:i would think i was hallucinating
Reply:how bizarre.
Reply:depends on the rules
Reply:I'll listen to what the voice has to say. It doesn't mean I'm going to change my beliefs. I might learn something.
Reply:Unless a bunch of other people are around seeing the same thing, I will seek psychiatric help.
Reply:Forget the rules, if we discover how it dodged the first law of thermodynamics, we'll have perpetual energy!
Reply:Have you NOT seen a 'shrub that catches on fire but is not consumed'? You think it is NOT possible?





Have you EVER seen a Coleman propane or gas lantern? it actually is much older than Coleman as Gas Lights that operated in cities until the late 19th/Early 20th centuries used the 'mantle process'.





I won't go into the physical process that allows combustion inside the fabric of the mantle but suffice it to say that if man can 'create' a 'mantle' that does NOT burn up, how much easier is it for God to do it on a BIG scale?
Reply:I'd put the fire out and go on with my life, ignoring the crazy man hiding behind the other bushes calling to me.
Reply:I am sure that I will pay attention, probably grab my video camera, but doubt that I will "heed" a burning bush.